grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

cheesyturtle:

Gay Ballerina Ninja Bae~

Beach City? It should be renamed to BAE CITY AHA—

nivalingreenhow:

there’s nothing more painful than shipping a ship that could so easily be canon and isn’t but there’s like this slight glimmer of hope that it might one day be canon so you keep holding onto that hope but it only causes more pain

catsbeaversandducks:

Via unimpressedcats:

"Can’t wait for the meowtch!" - cat tells football players before the Volga Nizhniy Novgorod vs Krylia Sovetov game.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me